Posted 1 day ago
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assvvipe:

summer lovin
had me a blast
summer lovin
dick in my ass

Posted 1 day ago

elvisqueso:

engage-with-zorp:

*puts silverware between teeth* it’s a metal fork

Your days are numbered

Posted 1 day ago

This is the question.

Posted 2 days ago

*puts silverware between teeth* it’s a metal fork

Posted 2 days ago

a neat announcement

Heyo. I made some more music.

For those of you guys who enjoyed my first album last year (which is still totally available for free download right here), there’s a 6-song EP in the works called Caribou Lou. It’s essentially all done, and I’ll put it online sometime in the next week or two.

ALSO: this is the album art. It’s drawn by the annoyingly-talented Connor Heckert (hint: FOLLOW HIM)

Keep those eyes extra peeled for the finished product—coming realllll soon. Thanks, friends.

Posted 3 days ago
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4gifs:

You won’t be needing this anymore…

4gifs:

You won’t be needing this anymore…

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Posted 1 week ago

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Posted 1 week ago

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

Posted 1 week ago

good luck friend

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Posted 1 week ago
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engage-with-zorp:

I wonder if anyone has ever said “I’m gonna blow your brains out” in a failed attempt to sound sexy.

Posted 1 week ago
eskimotacos:

engage-with-zorp:

eaterofdeathx:

kingwithnokrown:

coeurdewhale:

campingggggggg :(

Moist cookies. <3

these are PANCAKES you dipshit.




Also this is clearly in a kitchen???

Or a camper, be open minded you little shit



okay alright let’s dial it back a little

eskimotacos:

engage-with-zorp:

eaterofdeathx:

kingwithnokrown:

coeurdewhale:

campingggggggg :(

Moist cookies. <3

these are PANCAKES you dipshit.

Also this is clearly in a kitchen???

Or a camper, be open minded you little shit

okay alright let’s dial it back a little

(Source: wankerific)

Posted 1 week ago

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