"Meet me in the fucking pit"
James from James and the Giant Peach at one point probably (via dlubes)
i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair
I’ve developed this weird Pavlovian response where I smile every time I see the Property Brothers.
Danny does the cinnamon challenge!!!!!
- shrek's kid: dad... i'm... i'm gay
- shrek: well, better out than in, i always say, eh? heheheheh someBODY ONCE
when you’re with the squad and y’all spark up the blunt in a sketchy spot